Mitre 10 DIY Kiwi Style

This is cute and funny. Mitre10 Hardware Store ad campaign in New Zealand. Ok here's the script for those who's first language is NOT KIWI.

what are you doing this weekend?
I'm putting up a retaining wall
Doing it yourself?
nah I'm going to get some bloke in
ack come on mate, do it yourself
She's pretty big job
ack you'll be right
ya reckon?
we could knock it over in half a day
yeah
get a couple of mates around
Hey Jonesy!
Huh?
Gives us a hand with a job saturday!
mate ya dreaming!
tsk Aussies
ack no surprises there.

// let me know if there are any mistakes. Other than YIS for YES.

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